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Jolie Bad: Angelina Is Amy Winehouse’s Herion
HAVING failed to bring Amy Winehouse and Paul Burrell to justice, the Sun opens the tape on Angelina Jolie. In “heroin to heroine”, Jolie “hangs out at a drugs den”. The sum of the Sun’s evidence is,...
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Castor Oil And Pollox To Angelina Jolie’s Babies
ANGELINA Jolie is pregnant with her own children: The couple – who are expecting twins in August – are said to be arguing over potential names because Brad doesn’t like Angelina’s suggestions. Angelina...
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Angelina Jolie’s Perfect Ten Kids
“10 KIDS FOR ANGIE!” announces the Enquirer on its front-page births, marriages and deaths section. There’s a picture of Angelina Jolie, for it is she, dressed in an olive green toga-style dress, a...
View ArticleAngelina Jolie Twins: Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane
GOLDEN couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are celebrating the birth of twin girls. The Star says the babies have been named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane in honour of their grandmothers…
View ArticleAngelina Jolie Replaces Charlton Heston At NRA
ANGELINA Jolie is new spokesperson for America’s NRA: “The pregnant mother of four told the U.K.’s Daily Mail that she owns guns similar to the ones she used in “Tomb Raider.” Jolie and partner Brad...
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Madeleine McCann: Angelina Jolie Feels The Pain
MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann THIS IS HULL – and Total Film Magazine:Angelina: “It’s so upsetting” Angelina Jolie has reportedly revealed she has been...
View ArticleKnox Three Times For The Jolie Pitt Young Ones
BY now every wise man and his donkey know that Angelina Jolie has given birth to Knox Leon (boy) and Vivienne Marcheline (girl). Anorak wonders is Jolie thinks all boys should have an ‘x’ in their...
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Angelina Jolie Prepares Fort Knox And Vivienne For Picture Money
“BABY Boy and Girl for Brad and Angelina,” says the new celebrity-focused Independent on its front page, news that echoes the Express’s lead headline. “ANGELINA twins in £10million bidding war,”...
View ArticleWhere Were You When Knox And Vivienne Were Born?
KNOX and Vivienne Jolie are among us. Vox Pop And Mom: It’s the question Brangelunatics will be asking themselves, and each other, for decades to come: The day the Holy Twins joined the Chosen One to...
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A Week In The Life Of Knox And Vivienne
HOW about this for a scoop: “BRAD AND ANGELINA – THE TWINS FIRST WEEK.” Anorak had been assured by (Fort) Knox’s people that he would get back to us, and not to bother contacting his sister Vivienne...
View ArticleKnox And Vivienne: Those Brad Pitt And Angelina Photos
CAN Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spell IRONY? Want to see a picture of their new children, Fort Knox and Viv? Wwll, cough up: Lawyers for Brad Pitt are threatening legal action against news outlets if...
View ArticleWanna See Some Pictures Of Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Kids?
PSSST! Wanna See Some Pictures Of Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Kids? Come on, you know you do. People magazine is said to have paid $10-15 million to publish 30 pages of of Brangelina baby snaps. Do...
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Hello! Outbids Paedo Today For Pictures Of Knox Leon And Vivienne Marcheline
NEWS is that “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have sold pictures of their newborn twins for a record £7.5million”. Reports the Mirror: Hello! magazine secured the deal after a bidding frenzy with rival...
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At Home With The Jolie-Pitts And Hello!
EAT your heart out Mary and go fish Katie Holmes – when Angelina gives birth, she gives birth to not one but two Messiahs. Says Angelina: “I was at peace.” Says Brad: “I find the process absolutely...
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Red Alert: Maddox Jolie-Pitt’s Forced Labour
ALLISON Person is considering the lives of Angelina and Brad Pitt’s children. Having said Knox and Vivienne are “as edible as sugared almonds”, Pearson of the Mail considers Cambodian-born Maddox...
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Suri Versus Shiloh: Let’s Get Ready To Mumble
SURI Crusie (get back!) is going head-to-head in a match up with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (may her name ber forever golden). Star magazine has the battle (American ) royale: Suri Cruise: Special skills: They...
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Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Roseanne Barr On Bradgelina
SAYS Roseanne Barr of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: “Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three...
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Madeleine McCann: Angelia Jolie’s Changeling, Oakely International And...
MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann MAIL On SUNDAY: “McCANNS’ FUND IN £500,000 CHAOS.” A team of private investigators working...
View ArticleFrance Pays Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Live In La Belle Epoch
BY now you’ll be wondering what ever happened to Angelina Jolie and Brad Piit. What are they up to? How are their kids? Well, Anorak has tracked the reclusive and humble couple down to France, and news...
View ArticleThe Hairs To Brad Pitt’s Rainbow Nation
CELEBRITY news of the day: Brad Pitt’s children of all the colours… The Sun reports that Brad Pitt has been walking with sons Maddox and Pax Thien in Venice. The boys “showed off their snazzy hairdos,...
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